Making the Olympics even more fun. You’re welcome.
Drink once if any of the following happens:
- Interviewer asks athlete “How does it feel to win X medal?”
- Athlete sets world record
- Athlete sets Olympic record
- The USA wins an event
- The host country, Great Britain, wins an event
- NBC has a fluff feature
- Fan cam shows an athlete’s parents/family
- Fan cam shows a celebrity
- NBC shows an ad for tomorrow’s Today Show
- An athlete in a post-event interview says they feel “blessed”
- An athlete in a post-event interview says they are “speechless” or any variation thereof
- Announcers call event “unbelievable”
- Announcers call event “incredible”
- Announcers call event “amazing”
- Athlete cries during medal ceremony
- Announcers suck Michael Phelps’ proverbial dick
Finish your drink if:
- An athlete gets injured mid-event and must drop out
Finish two consecutive drinks if:
- NBC screws up and spoils a result not yet shown on TV
