I think we’ve all seen Mitt Romney’s face. It’s creepy. It’s not always creepy, but it’s usually creepy. He just seems like he’s plotting something sinister. You know, besides forced transvaginal ultrasounds, banning civil rights, making millionaires more millionaire-y, and being generally unaware of actual-incomed people’s lives. (Some of us make less than $50K… like a lot of us.)
Here’s Mitt Romney freaking out.
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Romney likes to get adventurous with his fashion choices from time to time. After all, he did get pretty darn adventurous with his dog’s travel plans during a family vacation.
In case you were wondering, this is what a sad and ponderous Mitt Romney looks like.
This is what Mitt Romney looks like when he’s just plain sad.
Young Romney looks pretty good.
Mitt Romney ate a lemon.
Sometimes Mitt Romney farts. Everyone farts. It’s okay.
Brown faced and white faced.
He loves binders, and he’s excited.
Sometimes Mitt gets mad, gosh darnit.
Sometimes, the Romster feels scared and vulnerable and worried and maybe a little angry too.
He’s like, “Ermahgerd!” You know, he loves taxes.
But, wait. What would his face look like if it was even tinier?
Romney likes to change his mind… a lot. He’s pretty darn flippity floppity.
However, we must mention that there is no Romney face creepier, more disturbing, more intense, more deafeningly intense, and incredibly fierce than the Josh Romney face.