Much like Mitt Romney’s face, your parents’ honeymoon, post-break-up coffee dates, and that Jon Lajoie video about genitals, Mitt Romney is awkward. It’s a fact. This is a man who doesn’t imbibe anything naughty… you know, besides heartlessly firing people, shady business practices, and being a weirdo.
Want to see some examples of his awkwardness (read: awkward-mess)?
I sometimes can’t decide if he’s more awkward or creepy or just old and white. But, then I think about it more and I realize… probably all three. Look at the following; it’s irrefutable.
Sometimes, he puts on gloves in public. And it’s awkward.
Remember when he talked about Michigan’ trees?
“I like music.”