Here are a list of things I don’t care about, but I know now. Now, you get to know too.
- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. She dumped him. He is not coping well.
- Justin Bieber’s pants are absurd. See AMA performance. (Google it yourself.)
- David Petraeus is a man whore. Info.
- Snooki has a baby.
- Mitt Romney’s family is huge. See photo below.
- Jessica Simpson looks great. She lost all the baby weight. Here. Also, photo below.
- That reminds me, Jessica Simpson had a baby girl and named her Maxwell. Maxwell.
- Apparently, Nicki Minaj might have butt implants. I’m pretty neutral on this. I will not research it. Feel free.
- Taylor Swift cut her hair, or wore a wig. Here.
- James Bond is a sexist and probably a rapist. “What a shock!,” said no one. This is just so disappointing.