This is an incredibly stupid product. I give you, reader, the “ear cuff.” What is up with this? It’s like a piercing, but it’s not. It’s just awkward and kinda ugly. Especially when it’s a skull next to the kind of earrings that suburban moms wear.
Why? Why not just pierce it like a normal person? There is nothing cool about this weirdness!
And if that wasn’t bad enough, how about an Avatar wannabe… blue and ear-cuffed:
THIS IS NOT PANDORA! DITCH THE EAR CUFF!