Unacceptable Item of the Week – Shape Ups + ?

You’re wearing shape ups and you’re not walking your dog, working out or at home… You’re already wrong.  They’re gross and weird.  We all know this.  However, we’ll make an exception for times when it’s acceptable to also wear grungy clothing, or when you’re actually working out.

Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. Ugly.

These are ugly.  So, what could be worse?  I’ll tell you: wearing shape ups with a suit.  Like, a business suit.  This is what I saw yesterday.  There was a woman, in a meeting, wearing a very nice suit with very neat, tidy hair who looked quite put together.  BUT then she stood up and revealed that she was, in fact, wearing SHAPE UPS!  What?

How dare you?  Michelle Obama is ashamed of you!  (See proof below.)  Just wear normal shoes, even flip-flops are better.  You should be wearing flats, sandals, heels, anything but sneakers – anything but Shape Ups.  You fiend.  You fool.  UNACCEPTABLE.

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